tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
