I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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