You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
