is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just found puke in my bra..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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