never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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