38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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