Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Houston, we have a squirter
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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