apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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