So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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