I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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