dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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