This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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