She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
