it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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