JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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