didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My pussy is not your playground.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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