going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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