3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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