At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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