I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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