"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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