Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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