butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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