i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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