i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize