sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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