Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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