so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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