Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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