just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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