Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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