So drunk its hurt
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
