Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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