yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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