I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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