i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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