I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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