IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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