i already hear my dad disowning me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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