covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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