the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
