love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize