The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"