the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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