wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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