After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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