One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I pour the whiskey from now on
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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