I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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