I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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