That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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