Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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