3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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