yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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