I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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