i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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