my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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