Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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