You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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